If you are depressed about the Texans, you should take an unidentified, secretive substance to help with that. Just make sure to call your boss (or your boss’s boss) to ensure it’s okay for you ingest - because if you have to lie about that several months later, it will be clownishly embarrassing. I mean, you’d look like a complete fraud. Nobody wants that.
With four games remaining on the schedule I asked the BRB Staff - why will you watch the remaining four games? Or more to the point, what exactly are you looking for while watching the Houston Texans for the remainder of this shattered, bedraggled season?